2,379 Brands 450 Categories All Departments
ZERO-KIT1
Z.E.R.O. Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations Kit by OpticsPlanet is currently on sale with fast shipping. Plus your total satisfaction is guaranteed when you purchase Z.E.R.O. Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations Kit by OpticsPlanet and other Survival Gear by OpticsPlanet.

Read Full Description
Average Ratings
Overall rating
4.8 / 5
Easy To Set Up 4.7 / 5
Usability 4.8 / 5
Features 4.8 / 5
Value for your money 4.8 / 5
Meets expectations 4.6 / 5

Like thunder, only with More Lightning

Product Ratings
Overall rating
5 / 5
Easy To Set Up 5 / 5
Features 5 / 5
Meets expectations 5 / 5
Usability 5 / 5
Value for your money 5 / 5

Author: ClaytheKing from Charming, CA on Jul 10, 2012
Pros:  Increased virility, massive gains in muscle, see through walls (on most trailers), great for prairie dog shooting
Cons:  Be ready for more kids, as enhanced virility will cause fatherhood
Would recommend:  yes

ClaytheKing wrote:

This kit deserves 5 stars based solely on the great price and sweet zombie gear, but let me just say, it has changed my life forever. Not only do I feel safer now and more prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse of 2012, but I have been seeing a lot of positive side effects. The first benefit I realized was that this kit will make you into a real man. Upon opening the package, I instantly gained 30lbs of muscle. My wife says I look like a bodybuilder now, but I think I look more like a professional athlete. Second, You can say goodbye to male enhancement (natural or otherwise), when I unpacked the included ACOG scope and mounted it on my AR15, all the women in my trailer park got pregnant. This, I think, is a con of the kit, I already have 12 kids. 8 of my kids are boys and I was showing off the awesome Blackhawk gloves by punching the tree that I tie my pickup truck to (so it doesn't roll down the hill), and I broke the damn thing in half. This was awesome all by itself, but when I realized the punch set off some sort of chain reaction causing all my boys to grow 6 inches in height and gain a heap of untamed, glossy chest hair, I decided I had to write this review. There so much to love about this kit, it's hard to cut this review short, but I'm going to test the Browning Zombie Apocalypse knife in a few by cutting a tractor in half so I need to go practice my swing.

Was ClaytheKing's review helpful for you? Yes No
Customers that found this review helpful: 29   not helpful: 4

Reviews - Page 2 - Z.E.R.O. Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations Kit by OpticsPlanet Reviews