Favorite stock - B5 Systems Sopmod Stock Mil-Spec

Thanks to the ATF's free SBR program, I have had the privilege, nae honor, of finally living out my meal team 6 fantasy. All these years of LARPing in my mother's basement with an inferior SBA 3 were for naught. The SOPMOD stock was specifically made to live in the fat between my shoulder and collarbone where no amount of wing sauce or crease sweat could budge the grip of the B5 pad. The water proof tubes are great for Mentos, mini M&Ms, or the non stamp stamp I'm forced to carry around with the gun because we all know my supple behind won't last a day in big boy jail! If you have accesses to your mother's credit card I suggest you suck that Cheetos dust off your fingers and get this stock before they are outlawed for having too much Rizz!