Omg this thing is a miracle worker! - Benchmade Houdini Pro Emergency Rescue Tool

Where have you been all my life!? I can't recall the number of times I've rolled my car into a ditch at night and been trapped upside down for hours until the cops find me in the morning! FINALLY! A tool I can use to cut myself out of my seatbelt, break free from my glass-encased-death-trap of a car and make my way out of the smokey wreckage in the middle of the night. Just the other night, I used this puppy to bust through the rear window of my pickup truck as the darn thing slipped off my buddy's dock into croc infested swamp. Kinda made me feel like Houdini myself!

I highly recommend this Benchmade Houdini Pro Emergency Rescue Tool w/ Glass Breaker to anyone that can relate to my plight.
Pros: Gets you out of a variety of near death situations
Cons: I haven't had this thing my whole life

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