Best title ever - CMMG, Inc Screw, 1/4-24x1in, Large

Folks, let me tell you, this screw from CMMG is the best screw you've ever seen. It's huge, it's tremendous, it's the biggest screw you've ever laid your eyes on. This screw is so big, so strong, so powerful, you won't believe it.
When I saw this screw, I said "Wow, that's a beautiful screw." It's a 1/4-24x1in screw, the largest size you can get. And it's in black, the most powerful color. This screw is going to make your gun, your rifle, your whatever, so much better. It's going to hold everything together beautifully, believe me.
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You know, the other screws out there, they're weak, they're small, they're pathetic. But this CMMG screw, this is the real deal. It's made in the USA, it's made by the best, most tremendous company. And let me tell you, when you put this screw in, it's not going anywhere. It's going to stay put, it's going to be rock solid.

So if you want the best, the biggest, the most powerful screw you can get, you have to get this CMMG screw. It's an incredible product, it's beautiful, it's tremendous. Believe me, once you use this screw, you'll never go back to those other weak, pathetic screws again. This is the screw that's going to make America great again.