Perfect for doing the unthinkable - Damascus Protective Gear DFX2 IMPERIAL Upper Body Protection System

This is perfect for whether your faced with angry protesters or looters, crazy drug lords, or worse - bathing cats. You'd be amazed at what cats can do during bath time, especially after being taken by surprise from their favorite napping spot. It is not water-proof, but can deflect razor sharp, hypodermic needle claws from entering your flesh. Five, deranged, wet felines could not penetrate the tough armour of this system and the face guard deflected numerous attempts to gouge my eyes out. A must have!