This rifle spoke to me in latin - Faxon Firearms ARAK-21 Complete Upper Receiver

Bought the Faxon ARAK-21 upper and the second I attached it to my aero lower, my rifle grew a third eye and started humming the national anthem. It’s not a gun anymore it’s a portal. The recoil feels like a butterfly farted and the charging handle telepathically reminds me to hydrate. People at the range asked, “What the hêll is that?” and before I could answer, the rifle whispered, “Tell them… I am inevitable.” This rifle spoke to me in Latin I would really recommend it I might just have to get one in 300 blackout.