Good defense weapon - Gen Pro The Balisong Butterfly Knife Instructional DVD with Jeff Imada

I bough this cause the other day I had been mugged and all of my money was taken, and the group that mugged me had left behind cookies...?

When the knife came in the mail I brought it the the Walmart I was mugged at and located the group that had beat me. I walked up to them and casually said "do you remember me" to which the leader of them replied " I think so, how were the thin mints". I said "they were delicious but that's beside the point little girl. You and your whole Girl Scout group are about to get a huge helping of revenge pie".

Then I whipped out the knife and went to flip it open, but it was at that point I realized I had no clue how to use a butterfly knife and I cut the absolute sh*t out of my hand, fell down, and dropped the knife. Seeing what had happened the Girl Scouts started to run towards me. I quickly picked the knife back up in my good hand and started to do the helicopter as fast as I could. They backed off due to my serious RPM.

The girls fathers started to notice what was going on and came over to defuse the situation, but I had been spinning for a long time. I started to puke while spinning and it got all over everyone. Then I passed out right there from shear exhaustion.

When I woke up I still had all my money and the girls were gone. The knife worked perfectly.

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