I'm so invisible i can't even find myself - Invisible Man Kit by OpticsPlanet

I recently purchased this kit because someone or something has been stealing my chickens after standing in the Mojave desert for 3 days in a oversized cactus pinata I realized if I was gonna catch this chicken thief I was gonna have to upgrade my camouflage so at 16000$+ this kit seemed like a steal upon receiving I put on all the gear and out to the desert I went i figured it was probably just gonna be a UFO or coyote since both are all over the mojave after 2 weeks lying out there (you can't stand with all the gear on)I thought i had finally found the chicken thief it was my dog chewy after finding the truth I confronted chewy who insisted he had only taken one chicken and only taken it because I had not come home for 2 weeks to feed him and his pedigree ration's had run out dang so close so back to the desert I went And that's where I'll stay tell I find that chicken thief so next time your driving thru the Mojave and you you start thinking about maybe stealing a chicken remember I be here waiting