Uh oh, where did it go? - Invisible Man Kit by OpticsPlanet

I had to return my order three times because the boxes arrived empty. At first, I suspected that the delivery guy was stealing the contents of the box since this is such an expensive package, maybe he had bought the x-Ray glasses when they were on sale and could see what was inside my package? After my third call to report that the box arrived empty once again, the helpful rep explained that the invisible kit is really just that good, that's why it looked empty. Sure enough, I stuck my hands in the box and could feel round tubes, fluffy fabrics, squares, spheres and even a pair of size 34 men's undergarments with an easy-open fly. I couldn't see the items, but I could feel that they were definitely in the box. You can't imagine how dumb I felt once I realized this. Unfortunately, I misplaced all of the contents within minutes of opening the box and was able to find only one of them after hours of searching, but I will find the remainder as soon as my order for a can of Anti-Invisibility Spray arrives.