My st. patrick's day adventure - Invisible Man Kit by OpticsPlanet

I wasn’t going to write a review but I couldn’t resist. It was a rainy Saint Patrick’s Day in South Texas and I heard a knock on the door. As I opened the door I noticed that there were four big pallets from optics planet on my lawn. Finally, my invisible man package had arrived. All of the boxes were wrapped nicely and well packaged. After inspecting all of my gear I realized that this kit was well worth it. The ghillie suit fit kind of snug but the length and design was more than adequate. I originally only wanted the night vision stuff to spy on my adulterous spouse, but after seeing all these goodies, the possibilities were unending. I fiddled around with the gear for a while and realized there was only one thing that would suffice to prove that this kit held up to its claim. It was St Patty’s Day, I had to try to catch a leprechaun. After careful consideration I loaded my optics with batteries, dawned my ghillie suit, slung on my backpack full of Invisible Man gear, grabbed my M1A and headed to the hills. The rain sprinkled over the horizon and I could see the rainbow. After walking about 4 miles I walked up to the edge of a ravine and could see the end of the rainbow and there he was. A real life leprechaun. He was only about 4ft tall but had a very angry countenance. I started to run down the hill but I wasn’t fully confident in my invisibleness so I slowly crept down the ravine. I’m now with 200 yards and he has NO idea I’m here. I glassed him with my nifty range finder and crept in even closer to about 75 yards. He was completely oblivious to the fact I was even there. I was so ecstatic. I put my crosshairs on his face and realized…I don’t have to kill him, I can just capture him and make him give me his treasure and stuff. I slung my firearm, walked up to him and grabbed him. He then turned and gave me a big hug…. I was shocked. I didn’t know what to do so I hugged him back. He looked at me and I looked at him and said “Mr. Leprechaun can you see me?” he said “sure I can!” I then said, “Well why didn’t you run?” he said, “Why would I run from a guy with such a kick azz Ghillie suit and gear on? Where did you get it from?” he asked. I then said, “Optics Planet Bro.” The leprechaun was like “cool” and continued to forage. So there was a slight moment of silence and I felt so confused. So I reached in my nifty back pack grabbed my entrenching tool out and wacked the leprechaun over the head knocking him unconscious. I hog tied him and carried him back to the house. The whole way home I felt bad because the leprechaun really didn’t deserve this but, I had to show my friends. I put him in a dog kennel and charged my drunk friends $20 dollars each to see him and feed him beer and snacks. After about 3 weeks of charging people to view the leprechaun I had made most of my money back off my investment. The lesson I learned from this was that you aren’t really invisible, the kit just makes you so freaking cool that people let you get close to them without running away.