Its fifty bucks. and you're not a ninja. and neither am i. - Rothco Lightweight Armor Plate Carrier Vest

So.... If I was a Ninja then the Guv'ment would have bought me the Crye Precision JPC that I really wanted. But I'm not. So I bought this knock off for $170 dollars less. I'm sure I'll have buyers remorse when it craps the bed as I'm haho jumping into the neighboring suburbs. Or when I'm exiting the torpedo tube and it gets hung up on my rebreather. Wait! I've never done that stuff. I never will. Because I am not a Ninja. And if you read this review I highly suspect neither are you. I also suspect this thing will hold plates for the five minutes I will likely need it to. Or not. Meow.