My dad disowned me, my wife left me and took the dog - Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit by OpticsPlanet

when UPS arrived at my door with 3 pallets of treasure my dad asked me, "wtf is all that $@#$". I told him about zombies and he said, "son i am dissapoint. You will be forever alone". I told him that he will die when the zombies come and i won't save him. Then my wife left me when she saw the credit card bill. I told her who cares about debt. Either the zombies come and the debt won't matter, or Obama will take care of it for me.
Pros: lots of great stuff
Cons: when zombies come you will wish you were dead if you don't have this kit

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