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The best sweater you'll ever wear
Written on Oct 12, 2022
Review for
Rothco Quarter Zip Acrylic Commando Sweater
The fabric of this sweater feels the same as completing major life milestones. It feels like riding your bike for the first time. It feels like your first kiss. It feels like winning an argument with your significant other (a task that I was only able to accomplish while wearing this sweater).
The fit of this bad boy around your waistline immediately takes 20 pounds off of it. I went from looking like Steven Segal to Steve Rogers by merely putting on this perfect piece of apparel.
Lastly, the shoulders and sleeves on this sweater will transport you back in time to your gym rat college days. It takes the 20 pounds from your waistline and puts it on your arms. This piece of art alone allowed me to increaee my bench by an additional 200 pounds.
So if you want to be an absolute UNIT, buy this sweater.
The fit of this bad boy around your waistline immediately takes 20 pounds off of it. I went from looking like Steven Segal to Steve Rogers by merely putting on this perfect piece of apparel.
Lastly, the shoulders and sleeves on this sweater will transport you back in time to your gym rat college days. It takes the 20 pounds from your waistline and puts it on your arms. This piece of art alone allowed me to increaee my bench by an additional 200 pounds.
So if you want to be an absolute UNIT, buy this sweater.
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