Excellent night-vision quality - EOTech GPNVG Ground Panoramic Night Vision Goggle

Love these goggles. These US-made (I think, it doesn't say China anywhere on them from what I can see) allowed me to see the enemy from miles away during my deployment to Afghanistan, without a single issue. After my (blessed) DD-214 finally came through, I was devastated to learn I would not be allowed to take home $50,000 of US Military property. So devastated, in fact, that I saw no other option than to purchase a set of these for myself. While they did require the sale of 70% of all my possessions, in addition to my left kidney, they allow me to keep my darned brother out of my deer blind (which is good, because he didn't help me put it up when he said he was going to, so in my opinion he shouldn't be allowed to use it, right? But he does anyways, and it's a sweet spot so I try to keep him out of it as much as possible, and these goggles make it much easier). They also allow me to see into my neighbor's window, which is excellent for watching Family Guy until the old geezer goes to bed at 2100 (as I had to sell mine so I could afford these). 5/5, would definitely recommend these goggles; Well worth a couple of organs.

UPDATE: While chasing my brother out of my deer blind one night, I mistakenly put these on a bit loose, and they fell off, resulting in damage to one of the tubes. Luckily, the sale of my first-born child almost covered the whole replacement cost (I took out a small personal loan for the rest). Still a 5/5, and I still definitely recommend these.

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